You demanded, we delivered: an ass you can hold in a single hand.

For those who simply can't get enough of that backside, now you can enjoy your morning coffee, afternoon tea, and evening spirit out of this cheeky, dare we say sophisticated little demitASSe.

Have you no shame? Good, 'cause we don't either. 

Porcelain. Dishwasher safe (honestly, your dishwasher will love it).

Net profits go towards improving access to affordable colonoscopies for the underinsured.